Wednesday, July 28, 2010

For Puddles on her Birthday

I wasn't sure how to roast a weiner, to tell the truth. I didn't know if I could come up with those witty one-liners that the roasters on teevee use, but I found I could come up with some very bad verse. So that's what I did. You're going to have to work out meter for yourselves. They didn't teach iambic pimiento or any of that in obedience class. All I know is that it rhymes in places, ergo it's a poem. A poem for Puddles:

Reflections on a Roasted Weiner
by me, Lola

She's the lemon in our sweet tea
The Tabasco in our soup
She's always up to something
Even while she goes to poop

She went to intervention
Told them, "Talk to the paw!"
Albert's home just hoping
She's in no trouble with the law

Now Puddles, she is a Preacher
So she's been heard to say
Puddles has a brand new scam
For each and every day

Still, we pray she'll be all right
And come to no bad end
'Cause Puddles Duddles Rainwater
Is our much loved, dear, furiend

Happy, happy birthday, dear Puddles! Stay! just the way you are.


  1. Oh Lola! What a sweet poem for Puddles :) You're such a great furrend!

  2. Wow Lola that is a pawesome poem you sure is one smart shar pei and I is sure Puddles will luvs it.
    Thank you so much for your posts and good foughts while I was in the hopsital is meant a lot that my furiends were rooting for me.
    Big Luvs
    x x x x

  3. OH MY GOSH...I am speechless withs you poetry skills...I had no ideas you were so creative withs your writing abilities. I's gonna print dis out and put in a scrappy book.
    I nevers realized my ideas were scams but now dat your broughts it up, I guess they is...ha ha ha! Of course, I won't admit to no buddy else. They are good ideas by da way.
    Lola, thank you so much fur da is hilarious and so right on. Dia was perfect!!!!!!!


  4. That wWho knew that Puddles would bring out the poet in BOTH of us?as just Most Terrific, Lola! I LUVED your poem! Hey, maybe we should make our own poetry book. "Inspired Poems about Puddles by Lola and Mayzie." I bets we would make a jillion green papers, don't you?

    Wiggles & WAgs,

  5. Lola - this is great! I am sure Puddles will appreciate this lovely poem. Maybe you should start writing some of your posts in verse - you have got skill!

    Your pal, Pip

  6. Lola,

    This was wonderfuls!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  7. Morning Lola,
    I think it would be correct to say that Puddles is an inspiration to us all but who knew she could inspire such beautiful words to flow freely from your lovely Pei lips....Excellent prose
    Madi and Mom

  8. HA...but they is scams!


  9. Lola, you have a true talent for poetry! That was great!


  10. Awesome poem! LOL!

    Puddles rocks!

  11. Lola your poem is PERFECT!!!!! You covered all of HER Weiner highlights.

  12. Lola, you do have a great talent, its a lovely post, I think the pic's funny to
    See Yea George xxx

  13. Lola, you are multi-talented. This poem was pawsome!!!


  14. Lola,
    That is a most beautiful Puddle Poem. You could be a famous poet like E.E. Cummings or Emily Dickinson!

    ....and da piktur cracked me kinda looks like da Puddles


  15. LOla Dearest,
    we knew it! our furiend is a multitalented girl!
    what a lovely bit of poetry!
    Puddles will love it for sure.
    bud n gin

  16. Lola - Poetry writing is waaaaaaaay harder than most dawgs think. You've captured the essence of Puddles perfectly... I don't know if it's iambic pimiento (BOL) or not, but who cares. It's funny!

  17. miss lola,
    i love it!! your poem is way rhyme-y and awesome! it's miss puddles to a T! i think you and miss mayzie really should put your heads together and write a miss puddles book of poetry. i'd spend 50 gazillion green papers to get a copy for sures!!
    the booker man

  18. What a great poem Lola. We loved your drawing of Puddles roasting in her birthday cake.
    Love Ruby & Penny

  19. That was a super poem for Miss Puddles. She will love it.


  20. Hi Lola,
    My my you can write!!! A talented girl!!!.
    xxoo, Bambi & Fern
    PS, thanks for your visit!!

  21. It is pawesome!
    I love it!
    Kisses and hugs

  22. Love, love it! There can only be one Puddles, thank you Lord.


  23. Woof! Woof! LOLA ... Pawsome Pawsome. LOVE it!!!! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  24. What an awesome birthday poem Lola, you are so sweet to write that for Puddles!

  25. Hi Lola your comment on our blog today is exactly our point...if you pay that much money for a tag at least let it be 'clear' what it says....some that we have seen are just lots of letter.
    Happy Friday,
    Madi and Mom

  26. Living in Fla it will not get cooler until late October!! We don't like it cold either!! We just like it to be around 75 degrees!! Not cooler, not hotter!!! LOL
    Love it when you vusut!!
    xxoo, Bambi & Fern

  27. Good one there, Lola, what a great toast... you're such a talented pei, runs in the breed I guess :)

    Licks, hero

  28. OMD Lola, my lil' sides are aching from your beautiful poetry. Lola, you are a fan of Waggin Train duck treats??? They're our favorite treats, all three of us looove them. We used to get one each every night, so we wouldn't go to bed on empty tummies, but our vet is mean and he said my sissies have to lose weight, so now we get . . . bites!!! It's terrible, but at least I get to taste them. FYI if you have a Costco near by, they have big bags of our favorite treats for excellent prices. ;)

  29. Hi Lola,
    We had 3 tens of an inch of rain last night, it cooled it off a little!! Today the sun is out and it is really steamy!!!!!!!! We are forecasted to have another 100 degree day!!! Oh the fun of it all!!!!!!!!!!!!! It really gets old after a while!!!!!!
    xxoo, Bambi & Fern

  30. Lola - You could be a Poet Laurel, ummm, Lariat, ummm, Laureate - yeah, that's it! Poet Laureate! You have quite the talent for the iambic pinto! Let's hear some more. We bet Puddles prints that out and puts it in her scrapbook for sure.
    The Road Dogs


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